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hangin in the ER

Sun Jul 24, 2005, 12:59 AM
hey yall its been a while. 4:30 in the mornin at marks house and nothing else to do, so i thought id tell yall how ive been and what ive been p to. got a job at pizza slut makin 5.50 an hour, fun fun. been playin video games and "being" with heather :D (love you hun) and eating pizza until i literally want to die. well thats the good news (as far as good news goes in my life) now for the bad (and slightly humorfull.two days ago i started feeling a sharp pain in my side well night and day went by and it felt worse. well yesterday morning im over at marks house at 6 am and i havnt slept at all because of the pain (oh yeah and the fact that i was playing final fantasy 4 with mark until 4 in the morning) so i call my dad and he comes and we go to the ER at fredrick hostpital. well i get there and they stick a whole buncha needles in me and put an I.V. in my hand and give me a CAT scan well the doctor comes in and says to me " well it could be one of three things, one its an apendix problem but thats not likely because your not running a fever, two it could be a kidney stone, and the way you eat thats probably it, or three its diabetes." well im thinking "well thats just great" and i was serious because by that time they had doped me up to cover the pain. well we wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait. (you see where im going with this i mean it was 6 in the morning when i got thier and by the time he came back it was nearly noon) so any way he comes back and he goes "well all the tests came back negative. but the CAt scan showed that you tore a muscle pretty badley right over your apendix area....(blah blah blah doctor garble skip skip ski)... the most common cause for this type of injury is by over strenuous sexual activity. (in lamen terms i fucked to hard without sretching) and my stepmom is sitting right there and im going in my head " OMFG you stupied prick did you have to say that in front of her! " so im thouroly embarresed totally in pain and i spent an entire morining in the hospital with no sleep for absolutly nothing. well at least im not going to die....
the worst part is i havnt had any contact with heather throughout this whole thing (her mom was getting married) so wont this be a treat for her when i tell her. :)

well popets im going to bed the sandman's a calling and im a answering.

night all

J.O.

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:icontinydancer23:
hey J.O.- it's the girl who gives the better hugs! :hug:

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:iconerotikawriter:
thank you for the fav.

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:iconerotikawriter:
you have a pretty good gallery.. i liked 'santa's bad day'

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:iconerotikawriter:
hey thanks for the fav.!
:icondarkvelvetxxx:
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
..*jabs with stick*

:kiss:

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xoxo | Sarin

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Living life is easy with your eyes closed. And I'd spend forever blind for just one minute of your breath on my skin. :blackrose:
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J.Oooooooooooooooooooooooo guess whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mwahaha

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I LOVE TIM!

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:iconmasamunejo:
Tracy?

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There's no good or bad side. Just two sides holding different views.
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mwahahaha yup

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WARNING! : Walking love story!

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I LOVE TIM!

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:icondarkvelvetxxx:
i miss you. :date: and that makes me sad. :cries:

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xoxo | Sarin

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Living life is easy with your eyes closed. And I'd spend forever blind for just one minute of your breath on my skin. :blackrose:
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YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED AGAIN!!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)


*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitly get started kissing right away!

COME ON PEOPLE!! START KISSING

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